Category Archives: Embarrassing

Embarrassing

Underwear Helpers

“We’ll help them put their on their underwear.” THIS is NOT a statement of fact that you want to hear from Erik and Ricky – no matter who they may be helping – especially if they have decided to help … Continue reading

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Booty Blood

“Dad, your booty’s bleeding.” “Huh? What the…?” That’s right. That’s what I heard come out of Ricky’s mouth as he passed behind me yesterday. Before he could get too far away, I said, “Where? Do I have a stain on … Continue reading

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Not a Moment of Peace

If you are like us, getting a few moments to yourself is next to impossible. This morning I had accomplished what I thought was JUST THAT as I snuck away to the rest room for, well, you know. Yes, I … Continue reading

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Cheerios as a Target – VERY Risky.

It seems many parents of boys affected by autism have a difficult time teaching the boys proper aim. That’s right, I’m talking about hearing many stories of WHIZ – PEE – TINKLE – all over the floors, walls, seats and … Continue reading

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Brotherly Love

Sometimes I wonder how it is that I got 2 – yeah, 2 boys affected by autism? Is one not enough for us? Were we to keep getting more until we started to figure it all out? Was it because … Continue reading

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The “STREAKER.”

I will only admit this to a few people, but I am a HUGE fan of the idea that someone would strip down naked and run as fast as they can through a public place – especially if they are … Continue reading

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A Musical Savant?

I don’t have a musical bone in my body. I can hold a tune, but only if I’m forced to and only with a pair of tongs. But my two oldest sons, Alek (16) and Zak (14) have overcome their … Continue reading

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This One (Zany) Is On Me

Usually my stories are about my zany kids. Today I did a big boo-boo. Let me explain: My older brother likes to tease me about my name. That’s right, for those of you that are not aware, my name is … Continue reading

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Autism Speaks – Funny Stuff – The Sequel

More of Erik and Ricky’s wackiness. Some of these are a little PG-13 rated. Sorry, I just REPORT the zany – you can filter for yourself. Ricky: “Do cats lay eggs.” Dad: “No, they don’t.” Ricky: “I lay eggs.” After … Continue reading

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Remembering the Alamo… and Puke!

Because we are native Texans, each time we travel back we always take our kids to see something unique that ONLY Texas can provide. This past trip we added an addition 1000 miles to our trip – Texas is BIG … Continue reading

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Prayer Fight

The Thanksgiving holidays usually mean we get together with family we haven’t seen in awhile. Which can lead – in our family – to Erik and Ricky finding new people to “impress” with all their zaniness. This Thanksgiving, we were … Continue reading

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